Fievel Goes West D*ck Drawing! Thong Modeling Political Scandal! Real-life Goodfellas! Ravishly's Weird+Wonderful News Roundup

Once again, we've rounded up some of the day's most click-worthy, gawk-and-gape-and-guffaw news stories. Enjoy!

Scott Walker Fires Competent Female Doctor Over Thong-Modeling Past

Newly released documents reveal Scott Walker, the Wisconsin governor best known for his divisive "screw education, Medicaid and unions!" budget plan, once fired a totally competent woman doctor because she previously modeled thong underwear. Apparently, posing as a scantily clad model psychologically alters a woman's ability to understand complex medical terms and perform surgery. Oh wait this isn't true? Then we're not sure what the rationale was...

Penis Drawing Livens up the Action in American Tail: Fievel Goes West

Remember that glorious moment as a kid when someone revealed to you all the dirty imagery embedded in classic Disney films (e.g. the priest's boner in The Little Mermaid or "S-E-X" in The Lion King)? Well rejoice, because there's now another submission to the canon of naughty moments in kid films: a d*ck drawing in Fievel Goes West. And as the screen captured image on the left shows, this one leaves little to the imagination.

Real-life Aging Goodfellas Make Shackled Court Appearance

You know those flicks like The Expendables and Red where aging bad-asses get together and its kinda adorable? A real-life version of that just happened. The guys who inspired the film The Goodfellas were recently brought in for a court hearing in shackles and chains, looking old but still kinda bad-ass. Average age? 65 (!)

Reddit Readers Scout Out Owner of Washed-up GoPro Camera

The Internet can be good, you guys! Upon finding a GoPro camera on a beach, a Reddit user posted to the forum, Internet detectives got to work and, well, we won't spoil the ending, but suffice to say this may just reaffirm your faith in the crazy intrawebs.

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