Fidget Spinner Butt Plug = Unholy Glee

So there we have it. A moment of unholy glee in a world that leaves little room for glee. (Image Credit: Instagram/glowfuckyourself)

Remember the whole decluttering trend from a couple years ago where we were supposed to examine everything we own and decide if it “sparks joy” or not?

Yeah, I never did that with my stuff, but it is similar to how I pick topics for Rav’s Radar every day. I scroll through different news outlets and look for topics that spark… something. Sometimes it’s the sense that the information is too important not to share. Sometimes it’s the outrage I feel when I read politics.

And sometimes it’s a sense of unholy glee that comes when I enter the term “sex toy” into the search field and wait for the magic to happen.

Today is an unholy glee day my friends. So, fasten your seatbelts because I am about to lay something amazing on you. Fidget spinner butt plugs. Yes. Fidget. Spinner. Butt. Plugs. They are real and you can have one for the low, low price of $35 at the Etsy store GlowFYourself.

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!? UNHOLY GLEE EVERYWHERE!!!!!

But that doesn’t stop these butt plugs from completely cracking me up. And the whole GlowFYourself store is worth a browse because their collection of novelty buttplugs is really beyond compare. The golden rosary one might be my favorite, followed by the Kylo Rea lightsaber butt plug.

Nothing is sacred and I am here for it!

So there we have it. A moment of unholy glee in a world that leaves little room for glee. You’re welcome.

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